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The making fun of all evil...

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Run of the mill jokes

What do you get when you put 18 and Vegita in a box?
-A really good looking Saiyajin throw rug.
How many androids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Dont know, still trying to get Vegita off the celing.
What kind of chips do androids eat?
-Computer Chips
What kind of balls does 18 hit?
-Hard drives
What do you get when you mix an android with a hamster?
-#17

Things You Would Never hear #18 Say


"Hey Vegita, did I ever tell you, you look cute?"
"Oh Cell! Can I have your perfect baby?!"
"Shit! I'm late for my oil change!"
"You know,Trunks, Merron doesn't fight with you as much as Pan does..."
"Kurillin honey, I know you wanted new hair plugs for christmas, but I really needed to reaplace that broken depth sensor in my head!"
"Kurillin, I was out value shopping with Merron and found you this cute little beenie!"
"I've decided that we should try for a son, but consitering your luck, I want to ask Goku for help."
"Vegita! Did you take my teddybear again?!"
"Ohhh! Kurillin, I want a hamster... please!!"
"Yes, Vegita beat the crap outta me..."
"I feel like square dancin'!"
"You know... now that I'm sober... Kurillin isn't as cute as I origonaly thought."
"I think I would look better as a brunette. Or a... what is your hair color Bulma?"
"Kurillin, I'm leaving you for Vegita."
K:"Okay, who took the modem from the computer?"
M:"ask Mom."
-Silence then dialup sounds from 18-
18:"Why is it every time somethings missing from a computer everyone looks at me?!"
M:"I dont even want to know were you put the phone line..."
"Hi Chici! I used up our energy quota from the city so we're moving to the other side of the river! If you want to use our water powered generator, ask Kurillin!"
"Kurillin, I do come with instructions..."
-gets guitar out- "some where over the rainbow... skys are blue... and theres a world that i heard of, once in a lulliby..." -continues singing-